Last night I went into the living room, where everyone had just finished eating, to get some CDs to take downstairs to listen to while I wrote. I snapped the light on and looked down at my feet to see the CD I’d been looking for earlier and bent down for it. As I bent down I collided with a nearby TV tray, resulting in a nice gouge in my ass. I could immediately feel the blood seeping through my sweats (luckily I wore the red ones instead of jeans).
“Are you okay?” My grandmother asked.
“No, it’s bleeding through,” I said, continuing to dig through CDs. I grabbed the last one I needed and then headed for the bathroom.
“Need help?” My mom asked.
“I think so.”
Sure enough, there was a nice little gouge and a bubble of blood on my left cheek.
“Wow, you’re bleeding,” Mom said.
“I wasn’t kidding!”
She helped me bandage up and I said I looked like a Carebear.
“Yes,” she said. “Tender Butt Bear.”
Only I could do something like this.
HAHA Hi Tender Butt Bear
lmfao man I love your mom. That’s awesome. 
@Sarcastica: She had me crackin’ up… no pun intended.
Oy.
Lolzzz. Tender Butt Bear.
I’ve done awesome stuff like that to myself before. Like the time I accidentally sprayed a fire extinguisher in my face. I could be Fire Face Bear! Haha.
Wow! You really plowed into the tray huh? You must have a to-die-for CD collection huh? Ha! And what may I ask was the end result of the writing session?
@Nikki: Did I ever tell you about the time I cut my foot open on a cabinet handle? Yeah. I’m awesome. At least we know we’re a match, Fire Face Bear, hahaha.
@Ted: Yeah, guess so.
I wrote a little and didn’t end up liking what I was writing, so I wrote something else for the assignment tonight. I’ll post it up for tomorrow. I had to write a scene of dialogue in which one character shares a deep, dark secret with another. You will have to let me know what you think of it.
It’s not just you …
@Dennis: Good to know. I trip up the stairs frequently. Do you?