In my current medically-induced stoned state, I realized that I have way too much scented lotion. Why the hell do women give other women lotion as gifts? For some reason, we think that it’s a “safe” gift. We think that girls can never have enough lotion or body wash or bubble bath stuff.
Stop. Please.
Yeah that needs to stops since most of it I can’t use. So those are MEANINGLESS gifts. I don’t like gifts that give me rashes.
Well put. (=- Quite the moment of clarity.
“Hi SARAH.”
I LOVE lotion gifts; but only if they actually do work. Like Kim (TH’s mom) got me a HUGE bag full of makeup and creams and stuff, and my skin feels SO amazing, even with makeup on! It was one of my favourite Christmas gifts
@Sarah: Yikes, that’s really gotta suck. ):
@Ted: Ironic, isn’t it?
@Sarcastica: Don’t get me wrong, I like lotion too. Like you said, I only like it if it works, and I only like it if I don’t already have like five bottles of it chilling on my counter. I feel bad throwing it out but I feel even worse if it just sits there.
PS: Just edited this post for clarity: “I have way too much scented” is now “I have way too much scented lotion.” I wasn’t like, stoned or anything.