When I turned on my laptop, I promised myself I wouldn’t check my email or do any blogging. But I couldn’t ignore the siren call, so here I am.

And I promise I will write a REAL update soon. For now, you get bullets!

• Life sucks. I know this. I’ve embraced it. Whatever!
• I have officially given up on sleep. I stopped responding to caffeine about three weeks ago. Whatever.
• Yesterday I ran a booth and mingled with my city’s business people. You may have seen me twittering about it. I’ll probably add links here later, if not… whatever!
• Today I attended my community college’s Writers’ Conference. I won 2nd place for this year’s prose contest and read my 1st place winning piece from last year’s contest. I’ll probably post both pieces here later. If not… (Psst: You’re supposed to say it with me!)
• I bought Sims 2 for the PC because I am addicted and have no life aside from web design. I need this. Trust me.
• I got my hair cut, and have lots of pictures. I’m just too lazy to upload them. Tomorrow, perhaps.

I will probably not write said real post tomorrow. We’ll see what happens, I guess. The important thing here, people, is that I am alive. Sort of. Blargh. See how my eyeballs pop out and roll away? I have achieved zombiehood!