It's rude to roll your eyes at customers

Dear McDonald’s Lady,

It’s rude to roll your eyes at your customers.

It’s also rude to not say “you’re welcome” when said customer says “thank you.”

Your coworker at the order/pay window was a doll. Not a Dollhouse doll — a sweetyheart doll. You should take lessons from her, you crab. All I did was ask for another sweet ‘n sour sauce tub — since you only gave me ONE.

Don’t fuck with my sweet ‘n sour sauce addiction.

Also? The Reidville Drive McDonald’s is way better.

No no NO love,
me

PS: I will one day figure out how to make your magical sweet ‘n sour sauce on my own, so all I will have to do when I get these cravings is fry some McCain fries! So THERE.