I knew Mike was superstitious about Game Day, but I never knew just how bad it was! The following Facebook IM transcript depicts devout superstition. Reader beware, you’re in for a scare!
Elizabeth: can i wear a jersey? <3<3
Mike: um no
Elizabeth: WHAT
Mike: i only have that one manning jersey
Elizabeth: you always wear two you liar
Mike: no i wear the the shirt robbie gave to me and my long white sleeve and the manning
Elizabeth: you wear two jerseys
and that shirtMike: no i do not [know] what your talking about
Elizabeth: of course you don't - it's because you're LYING because you don't want me to wear it!
Mike: white long sleeve,grey soupcan shirt and the the manning
Elizabeth: plus the sanders or something
and i have a big blister on my heel ):Mike: i cant wear the sanders cause he is out for season and if i wear it brings bad luck
Elizabeth: but you've BEEN wearing it!!
Mike: my unitas only gets worn when we play baltimore
Elizabeth: i make fun of you EVERY. TIME. because it's funny that you wear all of those clothes!
Mike: i havent wore my sanders since octobers injury
this is my routine and it works ok so back offElizabeth: (snort)
I'm making fun of you on Twitter*Mike: your an asshole brat (snort) right back
Elizabeth: hahaha no, i’m awesome
Mike: what ever i am superstious with the colts i dont care what anyone says including you
Elizabeth: i so love you
*No actual harming of the Michael was done
hey, he’s superstitious about the colts, i’m superstitious about saying anything ever and always have to knock on wood, my own head, or other people’s heads… we all have quirks
Haha. Boys and their sports teams. Its cute that he is THAT superstitious!
It IS cute! I just like busting his ass about it!
I knock on wood sometimes, too. And I have my own little rituals. You’re right, we’re all quirky!
Ah that is fucking hilarious. Like some kind of ritualistic wardrobe. The mocking of him was appropriate.
To be fair, I have this fear that if I don’t wear my Colts hat, we will lose. I didn’t wear it this week and we still won, so it must be because of Mike’s uniform.