“How Lon Got Screwed by a Terrorist” Receives First Review!

I’ll say straight up that I asked for this review… but only after she tweeted me and told me how much she liked the story. I don’t think there will ever come a day when I don’t grin ear to ear when someone tells me they like a story I’ve written; I like my stories, but I want to know when other people like them!

Check out Ness’s review, then download “How Lon Got Screwed by a Terrorist” for free for your Kindle (or the Kindle iPhone or Android app). It’ll only be free until midnight tonight, Pacific Standard Time, so hurry! Tomorrow it will continue to be available exclusively on Amazon for 99¢. It will be available on all e-platforms in April. The Kindle app is free, so even if you don’t own the Kindle device itself, you can still get your free copy!

"How Lon Got Screwed by a Terrorist," by Elizabeth Barone

On a somewhat related note, I’m excited to say that the story has been downloaded 187 times so far… which means that 187 people thought it was worth reading. Thank you so much to everyone who read it! I hope you enjoyed it.

Read “How Lon Got Screwed by a Terrorist” on the Kindle for Free — Five Days Only!

"How Lon Got Screwed by a Terrorist," by Elizabeth BaroneIf you have a Kindle and aren’t from the future, you can download my new short story “How Lon Got Screwed by a Terrorist” for FREE between January 13th at 12:00am Pacific Standard Time and January 17th.

When Chelsea runs to the store for a last-minute purchase for her first year in the college dorms, she may get more than she wanted when she meets a terrorist in the parking lot.

Chelsea stares at the array of school supplies sitting in her backseat: a dozen notebooks, three fabric lunch boxes, two backpacks, and other things her mother bought that she hadn’t even had the chance to look at yet. One of the lunch bags matches one of the backpacks. She rolls her eyes and sighs.

She shoves one of the last-minute things she just bought—a plastic storage bin—into the already nearly full backseat, and turns back to the bright red Target shopping cart. The heavy, long rectangular box of un-put-together pieces of a chipboard shelf stares back at her. “This is like playing Tetris,” she says to the nearly empty parking lot, and glances around, looking for an employee. “Of course not,” she says, exhales sharply through her nose, grabs one side of the box, and pulls. The box refuses to budge.

She sighs and glances at an old boat of a car as it drops off a tall man dressed in black work pants and a heavy black mechanic’s jacket.

“Whatchoo lookin’ at?” he sneers. He stares down at her from just a few parking spaces away, his features nearly blurred out by his dark skin, which is almost the color of her Labrador at home.

After 11:59pm Pacific Standard Time on January 17th, you can purchase “How Lon Got Screwed by a Terrorist” exclusively for the Kindle for 99¢. Other e-readers coming soon, so stay tuned.

3 Ways to Give Someone an Ebook as a Gift

Are you at a total loss for ideas? Books make great gifts, especially for those in your family who love to read. Do you know what makes an even better gift than books? Books that only cost 99¢.

My short story, “Moon Prayer,” is about family, love, and how the love between sisters transcends everything. My sister and I are three and a half years apart, which can sometimes seem like a long time, but we are closer than ever because we not only share the bond of growing up together, but also the bond of inside jokes, being stuck in the same family, sharing clothes, and sibling ESP. If you have a sister, or know someone who has or is a sister, “Moon Prayer” is the story for them.

“But wait!” you say. “How the hell do I give someone an ebook as a gift? Isn’t that, like, impossible?”

While it’s true that all the fun of unwrapping kind of goes away with an ebook, there are many other ways you can have fun with it. You just have to be creative.

  • Send it in an email with a completely off-subject title. If you purchase “Moon Prayer” through Smashwords, you have the ability to choose your giftee’s format and download it to your computer. Attach it in an email with a title like “Baby Kitties Cuddling” to throw them off.
  • Download it to their device without them knowing. Steal their ereader when they’re not looking, go hide in the bathroom for five minutes, and download “Moon Prayer.” Then put it back where it was and nonchalantly ask them about their library.
  • Download it to the device you’re giving to them. Giving someone a Nook or Kindle with nothing to read on it is like buying someone a video game console without a video game. Don’t leave your giftee hanging! Set up an account for them, then download “Moon Prayer” to get their library started. You can also do this if someone else is buying the ereader for them.

So you see, it doesn’t have to be all about the unwrapping. If you’re stealthy, willing to risk looking like a thief, and creative, giving ebooks as gifts can be fun. You can purchase “Moon Prayer” through Smashwords, Sony, Barnes and Noble, Kobo, Apple iBooks, and Diesel. (If your giftee is a Kindle or other ereader user, please use Smashwords to download the .mobi or other format.)

Even better, at 99¢, you can buy ten copies of “Moon Prayer” for ten people — or for nine people and one for yourself — and will only have spent around $10 on gifts. You will look like a hero of advanced technology, and your wallet will love you.

"Moon Prayer," by Elizabeth Barone

Bonus Tip: Some ebook stores even let you send ebooks as a gift. While this makes things easier, it’s certainly nowhere near as fun. I strongly encourage you to steal someone’s device before you do something so simple as send it as a gift. You might even be able to squeeze in a few chapters of whatever is in their library.

What’s the most creative way you’ve ever given a gift?

Free Short Story: “Sparky and Oswald”

"Sparky and Oswald," by Elizabeth BaroneCharlie the cat has a secret that could change history.

If cats could talk, what kind of secrets would they tell? I’ve often wondered what mine might tell me. When Charlie tells his human his terrible, awful secret, he wonders what she’ll think.

Read “Sparky and Oswald” for free!

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*”Moon Prayer” is also available on some other devices. If you can’t find it for your device, it is available on Smashwords in all formats. You just have to download it through Smashwords, then upload it to your device from your computer. You can also read it as a PDF. Please email me at liz@elizabethbarone.net if you have any questions!

“Moon Prayer” Receives First Review!

Someone reviewed “Moon Prayer” on Barnes and Noble! I went to look up the ISBN to try to find the book on Goodreads so I can claim it as mine, and there the review was!

I think I know who wrote this, but still. It was a pleasant surprise. I’m glad you enjoyed it, Anonymous! Thank you for the review!