How to get it all done in one day

I wonder what would happen if I started blogging every day?

Today I looked up mental health care providers in my area and wrote down three names and numbers that jumped out at me. I was mainly looking for pain management, depression, and mood disorder specialties — and of course someone who is a chick. I just can’t picture myself talking to a strange man. Then again, it sucks talking to a strange anyone… Unless that anyone happens to be a cat, because they pretend to be good listeners. I say pretend because everyone knows that cats pretend to sleep, pretend to love you, pretend to listen, all while they plot your death for serious.

What was I saying?

I spent today kind of floating. I have a LOT of work to do, which is probably why I mostly just procrastinated all day. It’s overwhelming. Tomorrow is the last day to upload all kinds of content to Latest Client’s WordPress site, so that they can be all wowed and amazed on Monday. Meanwhile, my muse is screaming for me to write, to work on Secondhand Mom or the short story I started last week. Stupid muse. When I want to write, she ditches me. When I can’t write, she yells at me to write.

I wanted to do a lot of things today, and now I can barely remember what I did do. (Uh, nothing.) I really wanted to get a lot done and go to Mike’s so that I could hang out with Robbie, Jaysa, and Ciana (my new niece), but since I didn’t get anything done…

Tomorrow I’m supposed to be going to Mike’s to watch the Colts/Jets game, so I’m panicking because that only gives me a few hours to get everything done that I need to get done. I think today can be filed under LAZY.

If I was a…

Stole this from Avitable, but he said to so it’s technically not really stealing. Also, I promise to post an update on my grandfather soon. I’m just kind of absorbing everything right now and also don’t want to post anything here in case someone in the family who doesn’t know yet sees it. Not that anyone actually reads my blog, but you know what I mean.

If I was a/an _____, I’d be ______

TV show: Gilmore Girls
Song: “It’s Nice to Know You Work Alone,” by Silversun Pickups
Movie: The Crow
Book: The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass, by Stephen King
Fictional character: Shoshanna (Inglourious Basterds)
City: Las Vegas
Verb: run
Color: black
Animal: cat
Emotion: pain
Article of clothing: tee shirt
Flavor: sweet and sour
Food: McDonald’s fries
Vice: lust
Plant: ivy
Mythological animal: dragon
Letter: S
Inanimate object: Post-It
School Activity: sleep
Positive attribute: stubborn
Negative attribute: stubborn