New York Comic Con 2010

On Saturday, October 9th, I got up at the crack of dawn and drove to the New Haven train station with Mike and his brother — my future brother-in-law! — Rob. If you know me, you know that I suck at mornings and regularly battle 5am and other such early times. But that Saturday was different, because it didn’t matter that I had the energy level of a dead microwave; we were going to New York City for New York Comic Con!

Growing up, I wasn’t into comics — at all. I knew what they were, and I knew who Batman, Superman, and Spiderman were, but that was about it. I watched the (better than today’s) Batman cartoon on occasional Saturday mornings, and watched Batman Beyond religiously. The only comics I ever read before meeting Mike were Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, and Lenore. I thought JTHM/JTSM was hysterical, and drew pictures of Nny while staring at the art throughout my sophomore year of high school. The Crow is my favorite movie, but I’d never read the graphic novel.

Then I met Mike, and slowly he taught me all that I had missed. Now I have a nearly full box of comics and a collection of my favorite comic book character action figures.

My main mission at NYCC was to meet James Marsters (Buffy) and Bruce Campbell (Evil Dead). When we got to the Javits Center, Rob went to a DC talent search panel, and Mike and I headed to Autograph Alley. I didn’t see Bruce Campbell’s line, but the line for James Marster wasn’t too bad. Unfortunately, he was running late, and when the lady waiting in front of us told me the prices for an autograph and photo, Mike misunderstood her and dragged me away; he thought that you had to pay to meet him, but just meeting James and shaking his hand was free. We went to Artist Alley and found Ben Templesmith, author and illustrator of one of my favorites, Wormwood. Ben was cool as hell in person, and pretty damn classy. He wore a neat pinstriped suit and he was really polite and down to Earth. We chatted with him for a few while Mike got Wormwood: Birds, Blood & Beer signed, then took a picture with him.

Mike and me with Ben Templesmith at NYCC 2010

Mike and me with Ben Templesmith at NYCC 2010

We wandered around a little more, searching for artists and writers that we knew. There were a few there that we knew we’d never get to meet, what with the lines, so we just kind of walked around and stopped to see whomever we liked and got things signed if we had any of their work with us. (Unfortunately for me, none of the artists or writers that worked on the comics I read — except for Ben Templesmith — were there.) We stopped by to talk to Ivan Reis, and Mike had him sign Blackest Night, then it was time to meet Rob. We met up with Mike’s friend Caleb and his friend, and then met Rob at the Cartoon Network section.

We all split up again (though I can’t remember why), and Mike and I ended up in the Javits food court. The lines for the four restaurants there were insane, and then there was another line you had to get into after you got your food so you could pay. With low blood sugar and no rational thought processes, I decided there was no way in hell I was waiting in line twice, so we wandered around a little more.

We met up with Rob again and left Javits to go find a nearby restaurant. We found a McDonald’s, said screw it, and went inside… which was packed with tons of people from NYCC, and regular people who probably had no idea about the convention and just wanted to eat. We had to wait a few minutes to order and get our food, but it was nothing compared to how long we would have waited had we settled for one of the (only) four choices at Javits. Luckily, the McD’s had two floors, so we were able to sit down and relax for a few. Once we were all full and refueled, we headed back to the Javits Center and split again so that Rob could meet one of his favorite writers or artists, and Mike and I set out to find a few more writers and artists.

On the way back to Artist Alley, we noticed that James Marsters was there, and that the line was really short. I double checked with the employee managing the line and she confirmed that I could just shake his hand and talk to him for a few without getting anything autographed, so I jumped into line and waited to meet the guy I had known as Spike for years. (I did not know, however, that he’s written a one-shot for one of the Spike comics. I’m totally going to have to get my hands on it, now.)

I have to admit that I was pretty nervous. I mean, I had no idea what I was going to say to him. I didn’t want to gush or giggle, but I also wanted to chat with him for a few. I just didn’t know about what. I waited patiently behind a few people who were getting things signed, and then there was only one more person in front of me. She was young, maybe sixteen or seventeen, and had a small poster of James as Spike. James’s assistant told him that her name was Catie, and started to spell it, but James wrote a “K” before his assistant could stop him. He literally head-desked, which was comical, and then apologized profusely.

“I’ve really fucked this up,” he said. Catie just giggled. His assistant told him to turn the “K” into the “IE” of “Catie” by adding a “-” to the K, but when James did it, he said it looked stupid. He moved to another spot on the poster and wrote her name correctly, his assistant remarking to Catie that now it would be worth more because of the mistake. She just giggled some more, thanked him, and then it was my turn.

“Hey, how are you?” I asked, shaking his hand.

“Good,” he said. “Fucking things up.”

“It’s been a long day,” I said.

He nodded. “So how are you?”

“Good,” I said. “So what have you been up to lately?”

He said he is currently on four shows, and that odds are if I turn on the TV, I’ll see him somewhere.

“Holy shit,” I said. There were people behind me, and I felt incredibly awkward, so I shook his hand again and said it was nice to meet him.

“It was nice meeting you, too,” he said. We exchanged “take care”s, and then I walked back to Mike.

I do wish that I’d gotten the opportunity to take a photo with him, but they were only doing photo ops, at certain times each day, and for $60. Since I only had about that much on me, and had missed that morning’s photo op, I decided to not go with the $45 autograph and just take the opportunity to meet him so that I could buy something else if I wanted to.

We met Greg Capullo, who was so down to Earth that we went back and chatted with him and his wife a second time.

Mike with Greg Capullo at NYCC 2010

Mike with Greg Capullo at NYCC 2010

Oddly, Greg’s table had no line. We asked him what was up with that and he said that everyone was waiting in the line for Robert Kirkman — where Robbie was. Somehow, Robbie still managed to get his The Walking Dead stuff signed, even though the line had about a bajillion people in it.

When we met up with Robbie again, Mike said that he wanted to give me a chance to do something I wanted to do, since I’d basically been tailing them all day. So, I began a search for a Firefly/Serenity tee.

My Firefly/Serenity Jayne tee!

My Firefly/Serenity Jayne tee!

I found several Serenity tees in a huge booth. I had a hard time choosing, but finally decided on the Jayne tee. I also got a postcard with the vendor’s website from one of the guys, because they apparently have thousands of tee shirts on their site, and way more Firefly/Serenity shirts.

The three of us looked around the other vendor exhibits, and I found a Classic Nite Owl for pretty cheap. My Watchmen action figure collection is now almost complete.

We were all exhausted at that point, and Mike and I were in so much pain we were limping around, so the three of us decided to leave. Mike thought we’d be able to take a taxi back to Grand Central, and even though I hated the idea of walking all the way back, I laughed at him. “It’s a Saturday night in New York!” I said. “The odds of getting a taxi…” But I stood there with him and tried to hail one anyway.

Sure enough, we couldn’t get one. We walked — well, okay, Robbie walked while Mike and I limped — back to Grand Central. When we finally got there, we had missed the next train by literally a minute, and had a whole hour until the next train. Mike wanted New York cheesecake, so we asked someone if there was a cheesecake place nearby, and she told us that the best one was Junior’s Cheesecake, and that there was one right in Grand Central. We found it pretty easily. I hadn’t been to Grand Central in a long time, and didn’t remember it looking so much like a… mall. Mike asked if I wanted a slice, too, and I said no. Little did I know that I should have gotten my own slice! We sat down and he gave me a bite to try. The lady who told us Junior’s is the best wasn’t lying. I kept swiping Mike’s fork every time he put it down so that I could steal another bite.

We passed the time hanging out, going outside for cigarettes, and wishing we were home.

Finally, it was time to catch our train. We got on and every seat was taken. There were already people standing, so we literally had to pack ourselves in. Mike and I ended up getting split from Robbie, because there were that many people. There was no way we were waiting for the next one, though, so we found a place to stand. “It’ll thin out at the next stop,” I said, shifting back and forth on my aching legs. The train kept hitting bumps, because clearly someone hated us that night, and with nothing to hold onto, Mike and I kept almost falling over.

Unfortunately, it didn’t “thin out” until about an hour later, a couple of stops from ours.

Finally we got back to New Haven and drove home. The second I got home, I could barely walk, but it was so, so worth it.

Twilight fans need straightjackets

UPDATE: Hey, Twilight fans. With an s, because there are more than one of you. I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT A SINGLE PERSON. I AM NOT PICKING ON ANY SINGLE PERSON. So stop sending me hate email and quit trolling my Facebook. If you’d like to say something to me, leave a comment here and prove how brave you are, rather than hiding behind an anonymous email address and your other friends on Facebook.

Also, if you can have your opinion, I can have mine. So please stop hating me just because I don’t agree with you.


Why do Twilight fans get so offended when someone doesn’t like Twilight? I mean, seriously, I have spoken to some people who are so obsessed with it, you’d think they might actually die if all of the movie actors got killed or the books were banned. (Note: I’m not singling anyone out here, in case you were wondering. I’ve just seen way too many people unhealthily obsessed and it’s perplexing.)

I have a lot of things that I love: The Crow (both the graphic novel and movie), Watchmen (both the graphic novel and the movie), The Dark Tower, Inglourious Basterds, to name a few. I collect almost anything related to The Crow and am working on getting all of the Watchmen action figures. Inglourious Basterds moves me every time I watch it. The Dark Tower series is hands down my all-time favorite book series. These are only a few examples of things I really love that spark an interest in me.

I have never written Facebook statuses proclaiming Eric Draven my love. I have never devoted all of my time to creating art based on Watchmen. I have never gotten angry when someone I met didn’t like The Dark Tower or hadn’t heard of it. Bad reviews of Inglourious Basterds don’t make me sputter and ask people how they can be so stupid for not liking it. I don’t swoon in anticipation of the next installment of The Dark Tower comic book series: “OMG I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL (INSERT MONTH HERE)!!!”

Each person is entitled to like whatever they want to like, but Twilight fans are seriously just fucking creepy. Some of them actually compare their relationships to that of the two main characters’, Bella and Edward. Some of these people have it so hard for Edward that I fear for any Twilight posters’ well being.

This is why I don’t like Twilight. The fans are seriously disturbed. I’m not even joking or exaggerating any of this. You* people need help.


*There are some normal Twilight fans out there. Some.

Movies that didn't suck in 2009

I only saw a few movies this year. Honestly, I thought most of 2009′s new movies were garbage and didn’t bother. There were a few I wanted to see but just didn’t get there, so I’ll probably rent those at some point. I really want to go see The Princess and the Frog, and will probably be going sometime this week with my mom and sister.

Unfortunately, Hollywood no longer thrills me. All of the supposedly “scary” movies look like they were filmed to frighten three-year-olds, and all of the supposedly “funny” movies look like the same stupid shit that’s already been done. Maybe I am a movie snob. I didn’t know I was a movie snob, but here we are. I’m a huge horror freak, so I take my horror movies very seriously. (I’m looking at YOU, lame ass 3D My Bloody Valentine. Your trailers made me giggle.)

I did see a few movies this year that absolutely blew my fucking mind… and a few that kind of just, well, didn’t do any blowing. They just sucked. (Hi, X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Yes, I know I watched a rough mid-production version, but still. You bored me to tears!) The Hangover was pretty fucking predictable and only made me actually laugh maybe three times.

BUT.

Taken, Watchmen, and Inglourious Basterds absolutely thrilled me. I sat in the theater, completely and totally emotionally tied to everything that happened in those movies. For the two or so hours they ran, I was a PART of those movies. If you don’t know the feeling I’m describing, I’m sad for you. It’s the feeling that says, “The cast and crew more than did their job right with this one and are completely sweeping me away!”

They were fucking EPIC in a way that Lord of the Rings can’t even begin to be. I would say that they are my absolute three favorite movies of this year, and that they all go under “Favorite Movies of All Time,” right under The Crow.

(I saw maybe ten movies this year, which qualifies me to judge.)

Up and the latest Harry Potter were also good. Disney/Pixar always makes a good team, and the HP movies just keep getting better and better. (Unlike some other teen oriented movies, TWILIGHT. Sorry, but you suck and I won’t ever see New Moon or the other two. My hatred for annoying Twilight fans and all of the horrible ways the cast and crew fucked up the first movie will forever scar my love of the books. And for all of you supposed fans who have only seen the movies, do yourself a favor and read the books. Please.)

Ahem. Um, where was I? Oh yes, shitting on Twilight and praising Pixar. Or was it Harry Potter?

Whatever.

Anyway, if I ever get a little more time besides the time it takes to pick my nose, I’d also like to see: The Taking of Pelham 123, Zombieland, The Princess and the Frog, and District 9.

So. Now I’m done babbling. What were YOUR favorite movies this year? Leave a comment and tell me! And if you’re a Twilight fan, let’s take it to the parking lot! (;

All work and no play gets me a BlackBerry and no life

My life is going at the speed of a frog in a blender. It’s almost too much!

I started working two jobs a couple of weeks ago. I am not used to working all day, every day. It’s exhausting! It’s totally worth it at the end of the week, though. I’m actually catching up on things I’ve been trying to save for. Maybe I’ll even be driving the Sunfire soon, rather than my death trap Mazda. I even got the BlackBerry I’ve been dying to have (thank you to Sarcastica for being so patient and helping me get on BB Messenger)!

A couple of days ago, I also partnered my web design freelancing business with my aunt’s web design and print media business, OSC. We will be collaborating on social media websites. So basically, if one of us has a client that needs a website and social media, we will work on it together. I will be working on the social media end of it, be it setting up accounts on social networking sites (MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, etc) or building a site in WordPress. We will be offering training and hopefully will be doing seminars. We have an expo in about a month that we need to prepare for, and we’ve been doing a lot of networking. Needless to say, I’ve been working pretty much non-stop and I could use a nice, long nap.

Somehow, through all of this craziness, I’ve managed to stay smoke-free. I don’t know how the hell I’m doing it.

Of course I have another sinus infection. I have to call my physician in the morning and get some drugs! I thought that by quitting smoking, I wouldn’t get as many sinus infections each year. I guess I thought wrong. I don’t want to go back to smoking, though. I don’t even care that I quit, and I’m glad for all of the extra cash (especially now that Connecticut is hiking up the taxes on tobacco).

The only real problem with all of this working is that I’m starting to feel like I don’t ever do anything fun. I realized the other day that I’ve been much been working non-stop for the last year or so, and that sucks. It’s starting to drain me. I spent most of the day yesterday trying to stop the

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My only consolation is that today is Wednesday, Friday is pay day, sometime this weekend I am going to get my hair cut, and Julien-K finally released their debut album. Oh, and did I mention that Mike found me the ultra-rare translucent Dr. Manhattan figure? Cool beans.

I love you, now get lost

I’ve been thinking a lot lately, and a couple of other posts this week really got me going.

I’m tired of being everyone’s shoulder to cry on. I’m tired of being taken for granted. I’m tired of giving my all and getting nothing in return.

I have tried, several times during the last few weeks, to reach out to more than one friend because I needed someone to talk to or an escape. None of these people could give me the time of day, when I’ve been there for them on more than several occasions. They couldn’t be bothered when I’ve dropped everything time and again to give them a hand.

I kept holding on to the hope that these people would wake up and start treating me like a person again. I’ve been that teddy bear that a preteen drags out only when they need it and no one is looking.

No more.

I’m taking my soft, fuzzy self to the nearest Build-A-Bear shop and I’m getting my bleeding heart replaced with some balls of steel. And while I’m at it, I’m going to pick up some Watchmen action figures.