New York Comic Con 2011

On October 15th, I went to New York Comic Con for the second time. (Last year was our first NYCC.) This time, our friends Sean and Gabi came with us.

Robbie brought portfolios again this year in the hopes of landing a drawing gig. He busted his ass throughout the last year putting together a new portfolio and improving his technique as an artist.

I found out the night before that James O’Barr would be there. I looked for him first.

Me and James O'Barr

Everything I read online said he rarely does signings and public appearances, and that he’s nice in person but sort of curt and withdrawn. He was a sweetheart. He told Mike to take care of me, signed my copy of The Crow, and also signed and gave me a reprint. Mike embarrassed the hell out of me by telling James that he and The Crow are how I got into comics, and saying, “You’re her love.”

It was amazing.

Next we searched for Ben Templesmith. Mike worked on a drawing of Wormwood poisoning a baby squid while its mother looked on in angry for months and brought it framed for Ben as a gift. (Normally, poisoning baby anythings is evil, but trust me, it’s good to poison baby squid in the Wormwood universe.)

We took a picture with Ben, who wanted all of us to flip off the camera.

Mike and I with Ben Templesmith

Ben, as you can clearly see, tricked us, the scoundrel! I love his sense of humor; he’s just as great in person as he is in his writing.

(Ben Templesmith, by the way, was shocked that James O’Barr talked to us, further cementing just how lucky I was.)

We met Greg Capullo again, and one of the first things he said to Mike was, “I know you. Did we meet before?” We told him we met him last year, and he said, “Your beard is longer!”

Mike and Greg Capullo

I was really looking forward to meeting Brandon Seifert, the writer of Witch Doctor (whom I interviewed not too long ago). He’s super down to Earth. And he had cool syringe pens.

Mike and I with Brandon Seifert

At some point, we went outside with Robbie and had a cigarette, then found some hot dogs for lunch, and had another cigarette. I snapped some pictures of us, since we totally forgot to actually take pictures of ourselves last year.

Mike and me

Mike and Rob

I also met Robert Kirkman and had him sign my issue of The Walking Dead with a certain two-page spread of a certain character getting shot in the face, because that particular spread had me starting at it for several minutes in shock when I first read it, and ignited a huge amount of controversy. Sadly, I didn’t get a picture with him, mostly because the fans behind me were rabid after waiting in line for two or so hours and I didn’t want them to shoot my face off.

We all had a great time. I don’t regret anything, even though I didn’t get to meet Eliza Dushku. (She wanted $40 for an autograph and wasn’t doing photos with fans other than the professional ones at an earlier shoot, and I just didn’t have the money.) We passed out Robbie’s portfolio. Mike met the artist from Crossed. Sean and Gabi survived their first NYCC. Junior got a lot of Legos.

Not a week later, Robbie got an email from one of the small press publishers he talked to. He’s drawing pages for a comic as you read this.

10 Things I’m Looking Forward to at NYCC 2011

New York Comic Con is fast approaching (I’m going on October 15th), and while last year rocked, this year is looking to outdo it. Here’s what I’m looking forward to, in no particular order:

  • Robert Kirkman, who is going to be promoting The Walking Dead comics, the spinoff novel The Rise of the Governor, and the new season of the TV series (which starts on the 16th)! I’m not sure which issue to have him sign.
  • Brandon Seifert, who will be promoting Witch Doctor, and according to the letters column, may have some cool syringe pens with the WD logo on them. He also told me on Twitter that he’s going to be doing a panel, so I’m going to try to make that. Again, I’m not sure which issue to have him sign; I’m torn between #0 (which is a flipbook of one of The Walking Dead issues), or #1.
  • Being in New York, because hello, it’s New York! I can’t wait to walk through Times Square and down Broadway again. At night, it really comes alive. I’d like to eat at one of the restaurants — maybe find a hole in the wall — but that’s all going to depend on how my paycheck looks that week.
  • Patricia Briggs, author of the Mercy Thompson books — Moon Called is the first in the series — is one of the literary guests. I might have to bring my copy of Moon Called, just in case I get a chance to meet her.
  • James Marsters, the actor who played Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, was also at NYCC last year. I got to meet him last year, so I’m not going to be disappointed if I don’t get to say hi this year, too, but it’d be nice.
  • Felicia Day, writer, director, and actress of web series The Guild, as well as comic book writer, and actress on Dollhouse, is going to be there, so I may have to have her sign the jacket of one of my Dollhouse DVDs.
  • Kevin Smith is going to be there. I’m not sure what he’s promoting, but I know he writes comics occasionally, and of course we all know the Jay and Silent Bob and Clerks movies.
  • Patton Oswalt was also on Dollhouse, but he also wrote a one-shot for Firefly, Serenity: Float Out. I’ll be bringing that along, for sure.
  • Seth Green, AKA Oz on BtVS, and the guy behind Robot Chicken, will be there. I’m so bringing one of my BtVS jackets for him to sign.
  • Ben Templesmith will be there again. Mike is working on a drawing for him. I’m just looking forward to hanging out with him for a few minutes again; he was quite a gentleman.
  • Greg Capullo, most notably known for his work for Image Comics (Spawn), will be there promoting his new Batman series, which is probably the only good thing coming out of The New 52. (You have got to see his Batman artwork!) Last year, there was virtually no line to his table, so Mike and I were able to chat with him and his wife for quite a while. This year, I expect things to be different since he’s working for DC now and the series started last month, but a girl can dream.
  • Meeting so many comic fans again will be fun, too. I’m not sure which of our friends are going to make it with us, but Mike, Robbie, and I are definitely going either way.
  • Seeing all of the costumes last year was a lot of fun. I would never do cosplay for that kind of convention (because A, I don’t have the patience to make something so elaborate and B, I don’t have the patience to wear a costume all day like that), but there were some really cool ones last year.

Okay, so that’s more than ten, but still. I’m really excited!

Most of the people from the entertainment industry will probably have signing fees, but I’m going to bring stuff anyway, just in case; I definitely cannot afford $40 an actor!

Also, I lied; I’m probably most excited about meeting Brandon Seifert. Witch Doctor is a blast to read, and through his emails and tweets he seems like an awesome guy, so I can’t wait to actually say hello in person.

Are you going to NYCC? What are you most excited about?

New York Comic Con 2010

On Saturday, October 9th, I got up at the crack of dawn and drove to the New Haven train station with Mike and his brother — my future brother-in-law! — Rob. If you know me, you know that I suck at mornings and regularly battle 5am and other such early times. But that Saturday was different, because it didn’t matter that I had the energy level of a dead microwave; we were going to New York City for New York Comic Con!

Growing up, I wasn’t into comics — at all. I knew what they were, and I knew who Batman, Superman, and Spiderman were, but that was about it. I watched the (better than today’s) Batman cartoon on occasional Saturday mornings, and watched Batman Beyond religiously. The only comics I ever read before meeting Mike were Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, and Lenore. I thought JTHM/JTSM was hysterical, and drew pictures of Nny while staring at the art throughout my sophomore year of high school. The Crow is my favorite movie, but I’d never read the graphic novel.

Then I met Mike, and slowly he taught me all that I had missed. Now I have a nearly full box of comics and a collection of my favorite comic book character action figures.

My main mission at NYCC was to meet James Marsters (Buffy) and Bruce Campbell (Evil Dead). When we got to the Javits Center, Rob went to a DC talent search panel, and Mike and I headed to Autograph Alley. I didn’t see Bruce Campbell’s line, but the line for James Marster wasn’t too bad. Unfortunately, he was running late, and when the lady waiting in front of us told me the prices for an autograph and photo, Mike misunderstood her and dragged me away; he thought that you had to pay to meet him, but just meeting James and shaking his hand was free. We went to Artist Alley and found Ben Templesmith, author and illustrator of one of my favorites, Wormwood. Ben was cool as hell in person, and pretty damn classy. He wore a neat pinstriped suit and he was really polite and down to Earth. We chatted with him for a few while Mike got Wormwood: Birds, Blood & Beer signed, then took a picture with him.

Mike and me with Ben Templesmith at NYCC 2010

Mike and me with Ben Templesmith at NYCC 2010

We wandered around a little more, searching for artists and writers that we knew. There were a few there that we knew we’d never get to meet, what with the lines, so we just kind of walked around and stopped to see whomever we liked and got things signed if we had any of their work with us. (Unfortunately for me, none of the artists or writers that worked on the comics I read — except for Ben Templesmith — were there.) We stopped by to talk to Ivan Reis, and Mike had him sign Blackest Night, then it was time to meet Rob. We met up with Mike’s friend Caleb and his friend, and then met Rob at the Cartoon Network section.

We all split up again (though I can’t remember why), and Mike and I ended up in the Javits food court. The lines for the four restaurants there were insane, and then there was another line you had to get into after you got your food so you could pay. With low blood sugar and no rational thought processes, I decided there was no way in hell I was waiting in line twice, so we wandered around a little more.

We met up with Rob again and left Javits to go find a nearby restaurant. We found a McDonald’s, said screw it, and went inside… which was packed with tons of people from NYCC, and regular people who probably had no idea about the convention and just wanted to eat. We had to wait a few minutes to order and get our food, but it was nothing compared to how long we would have waited had we settled for one of the (only) four choices at Javits. Luckily, the McD’s had two floors, so we were able to sit down and relax for a few. Once we were all full and refueled, we headed back to the Javits Center and split again so that Rob could meet one of his favorite writers or artists, and Mike and I set out to find a few more writers and artists.

On the way back to Artist Alley, we noticed that James Marsters was there, and that the line was really short. I double checked with the employee managing the line and she confirmed that I could just shake his hand and talk to him for a few without getting anything autographed, so I jumped into line and waited to meet the guy I had known as Spike for years. (I did not know, however, that he’s written a one-shot for one of the Spike comics. I’m totally going to have to get my hands on it, now.)

I have to admit that I was pretty nervous. I mean, I had no idea what I was going to say to him. I didn’t want to gush or giggle, but I also wanted to chat with him for a few. I just didn’t know about what. I waited patiently behind a few people who were getting things signed, and then there was only one more person in front of me. She was young, maybe sixteen or seventeen, and had a small poster of James as Spike. James’s assistant told him that her name was Catie, and started to spell it, but James wrote a “K” before his assistant could stop him. He literally head-desked, which was comical, and then apologized profusely.

“I’ve really fucked this up,” he said. Catie just giggled. His assistant told him to turn the “K” into the “IE” of “Catie” by adding a “-” to the K, but when James did it, he said it looked stupid. He moved to another spot on the poster and wrote her name correctly, his assistant remarking to Catie that now it would be worth more because of the mistake. She just giggled some more, thanked him, and then it was my turn.

“Hey, how are you?” I asked, shaking his hand.

“Good,” he said. “Fucking things up.”

“It’s been a long day,” I said.

He nodded. “So how are you?”

“Good,” I said. “So what have you been up to lately?”

He said he is currently on four shows, and that odds are if I turn on the TV, I’ll see him somewhere.

“Holy shit,” I said. There were people behind me, and I felt incredibly awkward, so I shook his hand again and said it was nice to meet him.

“It was nice meeting you, too,” he said. We exchanged “take care”s, and then I walked back to Mike.

I do wish that I’d gotten the opportunity to take a photo with him, but they were only doing photo ops, at certain times each day, and for $60. Since I only had about that much on me, and had missed that morning’s photo op, I decided to not go with the $45 autograph and just take the opportunity to meet him so that I could buy something else if I wanted to.

We met Greg Capullo, who was so down to Earth that we went back and chatted with him and his wife a second time.

Mike with Greg Capullo at NYCC 2010

Mike with Greg Capullo at NYCC 2010

Oddly, Greg’s table had no line. We asked him what was up with that and he said that everyone was waiting in the line for Robert Kirkman — where Robbie was. Somehow, Robbie still managed to get his The Walking Dead stuff signed, even though the line had about a bajillion people in it.

When we met up with Robbie again, Mike said that he wanted to give me a chance to do something I wanted to do, since I’d basically been tailing them all day. So, I began a search for a Firefly/Serenity tee.

My Firefly/Serenity Jayne tee!

My Firefly/Serenity Jayne tee!

I found several Serenity tees in a huge booth. I had a hard time choosing, but finally decided on the Jayne tee. I also got a postcard with the vendor’s website from one of the guys, because they apparently have thousands of tee shirts on their site, and way more Firefly/Serenity shirts.

The three of us looked around the other vendor exhibits, and I found a Classic Nite Owl for pretty cheap. My Watchmen action figure collection is now almost complete.

We were all exhausted at that point, and Mike and I were in so much pain we were limping around, so the three of us decided to leave. Mike thought we’d be able to take a taxi back to Grand Central, and even though I hated the idea of walking all the way back, I laughed at him. “It’s a Saturday night in New York!” I said. “The odds of getting a taxi…” But I stood there with him and tried to hail one anyway.

Sure enough, we couldn’t get one. We walked — well, okay, Robbie walked while Mike and I limped — back to Grand Central. When we finally got there, we had missed the next train by literally a minute, and had a whole hour until the next train. Mike wanted New York cheesecake, so we asked someone if there was a cheesecake place nearby, and she told us that the best one was Junior’s Cheesecake, and that there was one right in Grand Central. We found it pretty easily. I hadn’t been to Grand Central in a long time, and didn’t remember it looking so much like a… mall. Mike asked if I wanted a slice, too, and I said no. Little did I know that I should have gotten my own slice! We sat down and he gave me a bite to try. The lady who told us Junior’s is the best wasn’t lying. I kept swiping Mike’s fork every time he put it down so that I could steal another bite.

We passed the time hanging out, going outside for cigarettes, and wishing we were home.

Finally, it was time to catch our train. We got on and every seat was taken. There were already people standing, so we literally had to pack ourselves in. Mike and I ended up getting split from Robbie, because there were that many people. There was no way we were waiting for the next one, though, so we found a place to stand. “It’ll thin out at the next stop,” I said, shifting back and forth on my aching legs. The train kept hitting bumps, because clearly someone hated us that night, and with nothing to hold onto, Mike and I kept almost falling over.

Unfortunately, it didn’t “thin out” until about an hour later, a couple of stops from ours.

Finally we got back to New Haven and drove home. The second I got home, I could barely walk, but it was so, so worth it.

Review | Wormwood: Calamari Rising, by Ben Templesmith

Wormwood: Calamari Rising

Wormwood: Calamari Rising

I loved the first two Wormwood books. They were genius; how can you possibly beat stripteasing Leprechauns and giant squid? The third book, Calamari Rising, took the Wormwood trilogy to a whole new level.

The Brothers Calamari visit Earth to take revenge on Wormwood and to absorb his knowledge into their already huge pot of knowledge. The gang — Medusa, Phoebe, Mr. P, the Leprechaun queen, and Medusa’s girls — band together to fight the squid. I can’t tell you the rest without spoiling anything, but oh, man, was it great.

I would have to say that this book was my favorite Wormwood book. I really, really hope that Ben Templesmith does more.

Review | Wormwood: It Only Hurts When I Pee, by Ben Templesmith

Wormwood: It Only Hurts When I Pee

Wormwood: It Only Hurts When I Pee

Rumpa pumpa, friends. If you enjoy Leprechaun curses, stripteasing queens, and dead little girls with lollipops, the second Wormwood book is right for you!

It took me a while to read this one, but only because I was super busy. As usual, Ben Templesmith‘s writing was witty, fun, and very imaginative. His ideas are a little strange, but that’s what makes Wormwood so much fun. I love that Templesmith seemed to completely give himself over to his imagination in these books — especially in this one. He introduces the Calamari brothers, these alien squid creatures who absorb world and whom Wormwood has a dark history with. He also introduces the Leprechaun queen, who is so gross you just can’t help but love her. (Personally, I think she and Mr. Pendulum would make a great couple.)

We also get to see what Wormwood does for a living (you know, aside from hanging out at Medusa’s place drinking beer and neglecting his tab).

What I love most about the Wormwood series is that the art is not perfect. Templesmith is very talented — see his art archives — but the style he uses for Wormwood is more rough than his other stuff. For example, when he draws Medusa, her proportions are slightly off, making her look skewed. This gives her an otherworldly appearance. She’s damn sexy for a drawing, but it’s hard to forget that she is a guardian of the gate.

While I enjoyed Birds, Bees, Blood & Beer, I loved It Only Hurts When I Pee. Have you read it? What did you think? Leave a comment and share your thoughts, please!